Me: Reagan, did you know today is a very special day? We get to celebrate!
Reagan: Yes, today is Easter. But I'm not celebrating.
Me: Well, it's not Easter. It's the 4th of July! That means we thank God for our country. Do you know what country we live in? We live in America!
Reagan: Yes. And the Berenstain bears live here, too. That's why we have to celebrate.
And there you have it. Happy 4th to all, and the Berenstain bears, of course.